December 2011
23 posts
November 2011
37 posts
It's Thanksgiving and...
lmaogtfo:
When you’re smiling at your phone or computer, and... →
most-awkward-moments:
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My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.
lmaogtfo:
When you are going out and your parents ask a...
lmaogtfo:
you’re like
That awkward moment when Santa has the same...
lmaogtfo:
Having the sex appeal of a rock
lmaogtfo:
I spend my time imagining shit that'll never...
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Meanwhile at McDonald's
tinyviper:
i need you so much closer
When my mom says "Dinner's ready" →
That sad moment when the garbage goes out more... →
When you see someone watching you eat →
When I start to do my homework, but have no idea... →
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
When I walk in to a classroom late. →
most-awkward-moments:
All the other students are like:
And I’m like:
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This is gonna be on repeat for a while.