January 2012
23 posts
When you and your friend decide to pig-out together
You look at each other like
When you see a Jehovah's Witness coming towards your house
“My garbage disposal eats better than 98% of the world.”
—Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator (via kateoplis)
- Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
- TV: lol but good shows are on.
- iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
- Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
- Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
- Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
- Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
- Body: Lol time for itches.
- Person I like: Hey
